My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
Literally a holy fuck
Green Lantern (Hephaestus) guards our planet from extraterrestrials. Superman (Zeus) sees all from the sky. Wonder Woman (Athena) looks over her sisters on Themyscira. Flash (Hermes) patrols the earth. Aquaman (Poseidon) commands a legion of sea creatures underwater. And Batman (Hades) keeps an eye on everything from underground. Gods… Are among us.
Justice is Coming, by Steven Moye.